Murphys law of Seats:
1.The metro that you saw passing by will have empty seats in plenty.
2.There would not be any unoccupied seat in the metro you get into.
3.If there are any unoccupied seats,they would be reserved for ladies and old/physically challenged people.
4.If you manage to beat points 1 to 3 and get a seat,you will surely be obliged to give that seat to any senior citizen or lady with a child.
Murphys law of Time:
1.The metro train that you travel in will have maximum crowd so that the door will open and close three times in every station.
2.Thou shall always miss the empty metro by the whisker of a second.
Murphys law of Pretty Lass
1.The coach you enter would not have any pretty girls.
2.If there are any pretty girls ( if you are lucky to beat point 1),she shall be escorted by her boyfriend ( who will scare you to death ,though you are lactually trying to look out of the window just behind the girl).
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Lol... good one... i cant agree more to murphy's laws...
And Metro is fast becoming ur better half and ur inspiration for blogging...
Mutphy's Laws of pretty lass point number 2: This is the case everywhere.
Yeh to world hain na world usme do tarah ke log hote hain, ek jo ladki ko takte hain aur ek jo ladki ke saath hote hain(boyfrnd). Jitni jaldi dusri side aaoge utni behtar hain..
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